Hello there! You're probably familiar with my other blog, Super Special Awesome Time. If you are, the weirdness of this blog will not surprise you. Anyway, this is not really a blog about me. I just post here. The content isfrom a friend of mine. As you may have guessed, Pootgar is a fake name. His name will not be revealed. This blog is for the wisdom and made-up words he spews. Enjoy.
Ernesto Fettucini: At large! Be on the lookout for a suspicious person who matches the police sketch photo. He is wanted for indirect murder because people have followed his "Cruel Wisdom" and choked to death on pennies. We will be giving numerous updates on his whereabouts. What? This just in, he was seen entering a Dunkin' Donuts with his hands full of pennies! I gotta go!